The Da Vinci Load

Normally I rant and rail and feel greatly disappointed by porno spoofs of - just about anything really - but today I've picked a porn, based on a movie I've never intended to watch based on a book I never intend to read. Basically, I'm hoping that "The Da Vinci Load" is the perfect storm combination to allow me to fully enjoy the rash of porny, spoofy, goodness that's going around lately. There's both a gay and a straight "Load" so I'm going with the twink version (twinks almost always win out in my book) though I might come back for the straight goodness some other day.

First things first, I tried to ignore it but the sound through the first few minutes of this movie was absolutely horrible. Bad mixing I imagine, vocals underneath an acapella musical piece and the whole thing marinated in so much distortion it was absolutely impossible to hear more than one or two words out of fifty. It gets slightly more bearable but there's still a lot of distortion to be heard going on throughout.

The first scene had me completely confused, what does a raunchy night in a youth hostel have to do with Da Vinci? The matched pair of bleach blond twinks was a nice touch though. Oh I get it now, something about the guy's jizz being the "load," because here comes this shadowy guy to collect the jizz. Oh I get it now, this has something to do with collecting Da Vinci's relatives' semen (an explanation I must have missed during the completely unintelligible part at the beginning).

Ok, the tatted twink with the cute bubble butt in the second scene makes up for all the prior distortion! Did he wink at the camera while the Euro twink was licking his ass, yes, I think he did. If I'm right this hot twinky brunette is Sebastian Young and he's racked up three titles with PZP Productions in the last three years and yes, I felt compelled to look that up after watching his scene. Let's not think I'm playing favorites here, bleach blond Jarett Fox has a long, thick absolutely gorgeous cock of his own that definitely deserves mention, I'm just going through a tattoo phase (that somehow takes priority over my current love of blond guys, confusing I know).

Overall by the time the film ended I was completely over all the facials and cum shots, which I should have expecting. The movie is called the "Da Vinci Load" after all and the plot entirely revolves around scooping the cum of certain young men off the faces of virgins. The sex was hot but watching that goo coalesce on someone's face is/was (and for me at least) will always be kind of gross. Still lot of hot twinks, doing that looking into the camera while sucking cock thing that I somehow find totally hot, what's not to love?