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Zack and Jake Make A Porno was one of Falcon Studios' hottest releases this summer and GayHotMovies jumped at the chance to take a closer look at this charming sex comedy slash sort-of-spoof directed by Mr. Pam and Tony DiMarco. You won't find Seth Rogen nude or Jason Mewes' dick swinging around like a plummeting helicopter, but there's plenty of delightful performances, hot sex between some beautiful men, and a few new cummers. Let's see why Zack and Jack Make a Porno is worth wanking to:

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Zack and Jack are two hunky slacker roommates played by Woody Fox and Wesley Woods. Hot Aussie Woody Fox confesses to the camera that he has a big problem. He's been laid off, and moments earlier his adorable roommate Wesley Woods sprints in to tell his roomie that he's finally gotten the balls to quit his dead-end job. Both roommates are now unemployed, unemployable, and broke. These two need to find a way to make money and fast. Their skill sets include clumsy tennis instructor, oafy poolboy, circus performers (...those bulges behind the spandex were looking nice at least), go-go dancers (getting closer guys!), nervous masseur, or gang members (no). Then if finally dawns on our doofy pieces of eye candy to make a gay porno. Wesley points out that he loves gay porn (what monster wouldn't?) and Woody loves gay sex: it's a WIN WIN guys!

The bros pull it in with an excited platonic hug (disappointing) and now they're in business! They immediately scour the playgrounds to recruit guys in gym shorts, but they still have one snafu. Their apartment sucks and they have no place to shoot. Our sexy titans of industry solve this problem within nanoseconds and decide what they really need is a BIG DICK. Which leads them to stud JJ Knight. But making a porn movie won't be as easy as they think. JJ Knight stops by, but our hero doesn't recognize him at first due to the fact that one becomes invisible to goofballs when they wear a hat and sunglasses. Wesley Woods gets right to work as he attempts to direct JJ Knight in a sex scene with Alam Wernick. Unfortunately, Wesley Woods KILLS any chance of scene chemistry or JJ's erection with his awkward direction. And he commands, UNLEASH THE BEAST! Right from the start, Chi Chi LaRue, he ain't! JJ retreats into the bathroom to coax out a hard-on, meanwhile, our clueless duo looks on confused as the crew shrugs their shoulders. What does one do on a porn set while waiting for your performer to get their cock hard? The crew decides to take five. Things are not going as planned obviously, and then cute blondie Wesley Woods walks in on JJ Knight to check him on him, and he's playing with his dangling, thick cock......

Scene No. 1 - A Big Dick With A Name

JJ Knight TOPS Wesley Woods

JJ Knight invites Wesley Woods to help him out with his own wood. It's a massive piece, no wonder JJ needs an extra hand. Surely this goofy proto-pornographer can figure out how to slip a cockhead in between his fingers. Fortunately, Wesley Woods is a natural joker and stroker. He plays with JJ's dick, taking a long lick of precum from his palm... that must taste amazing. Wesley wets his hand again for lube as he pumps JJ's dick. JJ talks Wesley into going down on his knees and tasting it. Wesley lets go of his reticence and slips the dick in his mouth. His lips swab all over JJ's swollen head while he strokes the shaft, quite gargantuan mind you, and gets the cock slippery and wet. Wesley Woods' big mouth may not be able to direct a porno, but said mouth can put on one hell of a show. Wesley grabs the shaft with both hands while still slobbering on JJ Knight's huge head. It's a fuckin' mouthful. JJ Knight peels off his shirt showing trimmed pubes and a body built like The Dying Gaul. He face-fucks Wesley Woods, gagging him with that lethal dick while Wesley's saliva slides all over his own chin. Wesley stops just short of deep-throating entirely and JJ slips it out of his throat so they can share a deep kiss and taste of JJ's own precum. That was one hell of a short, but so-sweet blowjob session. Wesley's clothes finally come off and JJ squeezes Wesley's beautiful butt cheeks and kneads his fingertips in deeply. JJ Knight wants that ass, as do we.

JJ Knight wastes no time in putting his face in between Wesley Woods' cheeks to get that juicy hole wet. We see Wesley's balls hanging in between his legs as JJ eats his ass, causing Wesley's cock to stiffen and engorge with blood while his pink balls fill with cum. JJ loves Wesley's hole. He tongues fucks it nice and slow, you know, savoring the flavor. JJ pushes his thumb gently into the wet pink hole, opening Wesley up a bit, to make more room for JJ's thick tongue. JJ licks his fingers and probes deep into Wesley'sbeautiful ass. He reaches down to jack his dick a bit while he throws his face back into Wesley's pale as an Irishman ass. He gets to his feet to tease Wesley's hole with his cock, sliding it along Wesley's wet crack. Wesley Woods is now ready to get fucked. JJ throws on a condom and enters Wesley, pumping him slowly, doggy style. Wesley takes the cock deep, and his moans tell us that yes, this sexy blonde goofball should be in front of a camera to get ass fucked (at all times!) Wesley's also has some incredible thighs that are on display as his butt bounces off JJ"s big dick. The camera zooms in from above the penetration as JJ digs deeper, impaling poor Wesley at the magic spot, the spot that is so fleeting that our bottom gets terrified JJ may stop pummeling his ass for even a nanosecond. Every nanosecond counts when probed by JJ Knight's cock! Wesley flips onto his back to give time for JJ to condom up again before he takes him missionary, one leg held high and the other spread wide to give JJ the deepest access to Wesley's warm insides. Wesley holds his balls tightly in hand as the camera zooms in JJ's hard meat pulverizing Wesley's hole. From behind we see JJ's tight ass grabbed by Wesley's trembling hands as JJ slams and jams his dick deeper into Wesley Woods' asshole. Wesley grits his teeth and it looks like he might not be able to handle much more. JJ Knight pulls out and lies on his back to let Wesley grind into his dick sitting bull. Wesley has to slide his ass up quite high because sitting on JJ's dick is like sitting on the Sears Tower. Great closeups of Wesley's cock slamming down on JJ's tight belly as he rides his cock. Wesley can't help himself for much longer and blows a huge thick load all over JJ stomach. Now Wesley Woods is cum-hungry. He jumps off JJ's cock and throws the condom off and opens his mouth wide. JJ's jerks off onto Wesley's waiting tongue feeding him a warm load. Wesley happily cleans the cock and sucks up every drop. Now he has to let JJ Knight rest for a while. Too bad our two goofball roommate characters Zack and Jack didn't get any of this on film... but we did!

Scene No. 2 - The Porn Crew Has Gone Rogue

Woody Fox TOPS Alam Wernick

Wesley Woods throws on his pants and goosesteps out of the bedroom to leave a sleeping JJ Knight to soak in his own cum. Woody Fox confesses to the camera that things are NOT going as planned. His crew has suddenly scattered. There's never an egg timer when you need one! Woody Fox attempts to get control over his porn shoot, but instead runs into super twink Alam Wernick in the bedroom snapping sexy selfies. Alam tells his director his likes, which involves showing his ass and sucking cock. His fans love watching that ass apparently. So does a nervous Woody, who takes a long gander at his model's butt as he pulls down his underwear and pushes his tight, flowery ass into Woody's (and ours) view. Woody knows as a director, some situations just need attending to. Woody leans down on the bed and planks both his hands onto Alam's cheeks, showing a slightly gaping pink hole. Woody spreads Alam's cheeks a bit, and that tasty hole looks WAY too dry. Woody wets it with a few long laps of his tongue. Blonde stud Alam Wernick has a great pair of thick thighs that welcome Woody Fox's mouth to one powerful ass. It's a hungry hole, allowing Woody Fox to dig right in with his mouth, nose, and a little stubble rub from his chiseled chin. The muscles in Alam's lower back tremble in their own orgasm as Woody gorges himself in Alam Wernick's asshole. Woody stands up and asks Alam if he's ready to show his other skills. Woody rips off his shirt and pulls down his blue jeans just past his shaft, allowing easier access for Alam's mouth. Woody's cock quickly gets hard around Alam's lips and he quickly chocks the big dick down his throat. Woody Fox runs his fingers along Alam's back to feel up his still wet hole while Alam gags showing off his deep-throating skills for his director. A lot of spit is wasted as it falls out of Alam's mouth in slick ropes on the floor and Woody's throbbing cock. Woody grabs Alam Wernick by his blonde locks and pushes his cock deeper into his throat. Alam's mouth is prepping Woody's meat for his asshole. The boys decide that dick is stiff and the hole is ready. Woody Fox lets go of Alam's blonde locks and smacks his tight ass, ready for that porn hole. "Turn around," Woody commands Alam. He does.

Alam Wernick lies on his belly as Woody Fox slips on a condom while looming over Alam's muscled ass cheeks. Alam smacks his own tight ass as Woody slips his cock deep into his hole. He pounds like a jackhammer immediately, because Alam is a bottom who can obviously handle a hole punishing. Woody fucks Alam doggy style and manhandles his hard butt like an old rag doll. Alam's ass cheeks clench and seem on to be on the verge of biting off Woody's meat in one fast SNAP. Woody pulls out to let Alam ride his dick. Alam uses his strong back to move himself up and down, milking Woody's erection. Great closeups of Woody's tight balls and even his hairy asshole as he pounds up into Alam Wernick's hole. Alam spins around to face us and the camera and pulls on his dick while he gets slammed. Alam leans back and lets his cock dangle as Woody Fox pumps faster...more focused and erection stiff, Woody PUMPS the blonde bottom HARDER. He throws Alam off his dick and onto his back and enters him missionary style, edging closer to blowing that huge nut. Woody grabs Alam by the thighs and spreads him out wide to penetrate deeper. Alam pulls his balls up and holds them tight so the camera can get a view of Woody Fox fucking and destroying Alam's pink hole. This makes Alam's erection swell and he frantically tries to pull on it while Woody Fox leans in for a kiss to swap some spit while still pumping. Alam blows a load of cum all over his dick and onto his belly while Woody edges closer. Woody gives him the signal and pulls out of Alam's asshole. He throws off the condom while Alam moves in close with his lips open wide. Woody BLOWS a huge load into his open mouth. Alam happily uses his lips to clean the cum off Woody Fox's still hard dick. Alam then celebrates by snapping one last selfie. Woody Fox confesses to the camera that it's never a good idea to sleep with your talent on set, a little unconvincingly.

Scene No. 3 - Fast Food Nudes

Alam Wernick SUCKS OFF Wesley Woods

Our two roommates-slash-pornographers step out of their van arguing about what a viewer really wants to see in porn. Wesley Woods is convinced that what we're really interested is the set-up and story, and Woody Fox is only concerned about the sex. Meanwhile, the sex, Alam Wernick, stumbles behind them fingering his phone. ">Sexy jock Pierce Paris soon arrives on set looking tasty and Wesley Woods introduces him to the crew, but it's Quin Quire who catches his eye and all of his attention as Pierce is unable to remember his very simple lines. They finally attempt to film an actual sex scene with Skyy Knox getting fucked by Pierce, but Pierce is a block of wood. There is just NO chemistry...and Wesley Woods is hardly Chi Chi LaRue behind the camera. Alam Wernick attempts to make an escape from the set, feigning hunger and Wesley stops the shoot and volunteers to go with him to grab some food. When the room empties, a still buck-naked Pierce Paris is finally showing some interest in his craft... with cute cameraman Quin Quire. But the cameras are off. Meanwhile, in the van, Alam is grabbing Wesley Woods by the seat of his pants and squeezing his bulge. Alam asks to suck it and soon Wesley Woods' cock is out and in Alam's mouth while he's still driving. Alam slobbers on Wesley's meat while he struggles to keep those gorgeous eyes on the road. He finally pulls up to the drive-thru and grabs the food, with Alam still trying to get Wesley's fat dick into his lips. Wesley pulls his junk while he watches Alam slip off his ripped jeans to continue sucking him off in the car, now completely naked. Wesley wants to taste that ass that Woody Fox just pummeled. Alam let's Wesley spread his cheeks and dig in with his face and mouth. Alam has an amazing ass and heavy hanging balls that bound against Wesley's chin as he eats his ass. Wesley moves his face down and allows Alam easy access to face fuck him right in the front of the car. Wesley pulls down his slacks to show his big, hard ass as he sucks off Alam Wernick's cock in the front seat. The two engage in more back-and-forth mutual cock sucking before Wesley Woods jacks his thick meat into Alam's face with an orgasm that sends Wesley's torso into tremors. Some cum is slurped up into Alam's hungry mouth but most of it flies on Wesley's shirt and cock. Alam licks some cum off of Wesley's hard belly, and then cleans off Wesley's cock with his mouth. They've forgotten about the food... and the shoot.

Scene No. 4 - The Crew Slacks Off

Pierce Paris TOPS Quin Quire

Pierce Paris and Quin Quire find a quiet place to get good and googly-eyed... and fucked. The back of the van works just fine. Pierce is still naked, clad only in a towel that Quin is about to rip off as they kiss and talk dirty. Quin gets Pierce hard and his lips ice-skate down his tight torso to the dangling towel. It drops and Quin sucks Pierce off. Pierce pumps slowly in and out of Quin's hungry mouth. Pierce Paris has a huge cock but Quin is able to get past the gag and deep-throat it. Pierce has a piece like a baseball bat and Quin struggles to squeeze it all into his throat. The sexy and slim Quin Quire finally gets naked and Pierce gets on his knees to return the favor and attempt to deepthroat Quin's cock. Quin's not as long but almost as thick, and tears run down Pierce's cheeks as he slurps on Quin's cock. Quin steps up into the van to lean over Pierce to give him a good and FAST face fucking but Quin's hole gets hungry and he tells Pierce that he NEEDS to sit on that face. Quin steps up to the back of the van and dips his tight ass over Pierce's mouth. Pierce jacks his big cock while Quin rides his tongue.

Pierce grips Quin's cheeks to spread them out to get deeper inside his hole. Quin needs that dick and sits all the way down on Pierce's cock in the back of the van. Pierce is having trouble controlling himself as Quin uses his ass to find the perfect rhythm. Quin gets on his back to take Pierce's dick. It's a TIGHT fit, and Quin jerks his own cock while Pierce Paris flexes his ab and glute muscles to probe him missionary style. Quin holds his legs up high to give Pierce as much access as possible. Quin cannot hold on any longer, and he shoots a load into his pubes. Pierce pulls out and and hovers over Quin's face. He blows a warm load onto Quin's face, dripping off his tongue and chin. Pierce leans in for a kiss and to share the taste of his own cum with Quin. Quin mentions that they should get back before someone notices. They both have one hell of a hard time prying each other's hands from the other's body. Pierce grabs his towel and Quin tells him to pretend that it didn't happen... but it did!

Scene No. 5 - Zack and Jack DON'T Make A Porno

Woody Fox TOPS Skyy Knox

Hot Frenchmen Skyy Knox is having a temper tantrum, but even worse, is trying to put his clothes back on. Woody Fox follows him and tries to calm his star down, but he IS French after all. Woody starts to compliment his star on his beauty and gets aroused in the middle of his pep talk. Didn't Woody Fox tell the camera its not a good idea to screw your talent? Woody takes him into the living room and can no longer keep his hands off Skyy Fox's big, broad chest and tight body. They begin to kiss. The camera's not on but Woody's mouth is all the confidence Skyy needs to get his passions flaring again. Skyy lets the towel drop off his body and pulls out Woody's beautiful dick. He swallows it whole and sucks on it, getting it glazed and wet with his spit. Woody's erection grows enormous in Skyy's mouth as he takes it deep into his throat. Woody really wants to be inside Skyy Knox, but for now, Skyy continues to gorge on Woody's meat. Woody Fox and Skyy Knox are almost like an XXX pairing from a Dr. Seuss book hidden from the light of day. Several dirty limericks and rhymes will naturally come to mind watching these two studs grip each other tightly for a deep kiss before Woody Fox goes into Skyy's ass with his fat tongue. Woody has an amazing ass himself, in full view as he leans in deeply into Skyy Knox's ass cheeks. Skyy grabs his own ass and spreads it apart to gape for Woody's greedy tongue. Skyy contracts his pink hole in and out, teasing Woody's mouth. Skyy needs Woody's BIG COCK now. Woody probes a little more with his tongue, making sure Skyy's hole is lubed and wet with saliva. Woody gets up on his knees and teases the crack of Skyy's ass with his stiff wood. Skyy likes the tease but needs Woody's meat inside of him. No more teasing. Skyy arches his back and pushes his ass out as Woody lubes up and throws on a condom. Woody pushes his dick inside Skyy, and Skyy lets out a pained gasp...it's a big dick, remember. Woody starts to pump faster as Skyy's hole is able to accommodate the intruder. Woody grabs Skyy by the top of the thighs and pumps him fast as sweat beads at the top of Skyy's tight glutes and lower back. Woody pumps even harder into Skyy doggy style, sweat now glazing Woody's face and all Skyy's entire back. Woody pushes down into Skyy's flexor muscles, causing him to bring his belly down and push his butt out further, letting Woody bury his cock even deeper into Skyy's asshole. Skyy's whole body is now a slip-n-slide of man sweat. Woody Fox falls onto his back still inside Skyy's hole and still pounding. Skyy tumbles on top of Woody and Woody pumps him side saddle. There's a great penetration shot featuring Woody beautiful lower body, big thighs, and tight glutes, and an ink tattoo covering Woody's strong calve. Skyy Knox keeps an arm raised for a great view of those French armpits. Skyy's hole gets pummeled and pulverized and he needs to switch it up to give his hole a different taste. Woody asks Skyy if he wants to ride his cock and Skyy pulls off and sits straight down on Woody's dick to ride him. Skyy's erection engorges while being fucked this way, and he reaches for his own cock to jerk it. Skyy blows a sticky load all over his belly with Woody's hard meat still inside of him. "What about me?" Woody asks. Skyy slips off Woody's dick and opens his mouth wide and gets in position to take Woody's juice all over his face. Woody blows a big load all over Skyy's nose and chin. Skyy gets on his knees to go back down and suck Woody's still engorged cock to clean the cum, giving us one last view of that beautiful French ass and freshly plowed pink hole. We should be damn glad Woody Fox's character doesn't take his own advice.

Wesley Woods and Alam Wernick walk in on a post-coital Woody and Skyy. "Don't tell me that asshole hasn't been FUCKED!" an angry Wesley screams at his roommate. Both Zack and Jack have not shown ANY self control with this cast, but who can blame them? Pierce Paris and Quin Quire also step out of a bedroom barely dressed and freshly fucked. Everyone in this house is just FUCKING...FUCKING...FUCKING, and none of it has been caught on camera. Our unemployed duo has no scenes in the can, so they've both fucked fantastically off camera but have failed miserably in the goal of putting together a professional porno. Woody Fox has fucked up again, and his roommate is furious.

The doorbell rings.

Our rag-tag crew tries to hide evidence as they greet their guest at the door, and it's none other than their property owner Tammy, played by Mr. Pam. She's here to ostensibly fix a broken circuit breaker. And all that needs to be done is a wiggle of Mr. Pam's finger, and the circuit breaker's fixed! "Are you guys shooting gay porn in here?" she asks like a perky detective. The hot boys feign ignorance, quite easily. GAY PORN, what's that?

"I LOVE gay porn! It's my favorite!" Tammy chirps.

"We've been SUCKING dick all day!" Wesley Woods shouts proudly, as he should.

Fortunately for our roommates, their property owner, Tammy is a PEEPING TAMMY, meaning she has hidden cameras all over the property and all the fucking and sucking that has been happening off-set has, thankfully for our goofy duo, NOT been in vain. The boys end up with their successful sex film, thanks to Mr. Pam. Thank the baby Jesus for creepy peeping toms!

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